• There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.
• You should not confuse your career with your life.
• No matter what happens…somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
• Nobody cares if you can’t dance well.  Just get up and dance.
• A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
• Never lick a steak knife.
• Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
• The one thing that unites all human beings is that, deep down inside, we ALL Believe that we are above average drivers.
• You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment!

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